Macklemore 

lenche-lubenche:

Raps about how drugs will kill you

Raps about how it’s okay to not have expensive clothes and shop at thrift shops

Raps about how it’s awful what homosexuals have to go thru,and how we should legalize gay marriage

Raps about how everything is expensive and how kids shouldn’t be so obsessed about what they wear.

MACKLEMORE EVERYBODY

myfeelsareeverywhere:

if i could take away one line from alyssa’s titanic commentary it would be

fucking Celine Dion humming in the background

best commentary ever

THE SCENE AND THE SONG ARE BOTH DRAMATIC AND HEARTBREAKING

PUTTING THEM TOGETHER IS CHAOS FOR MY FRAGILE EMOTIONAL STATE OKAY

assholedisney:

I bet Celine Dion has a special version of Titanic without a soundtrack and when dramatic parts happen a spotlight turns on above her couch and fog pours out from behind the television and she sings My Heart Will Go On and her guests are like “are you fucking kidding me Celine not again”

handsoffmysmuppets:

aradiyeah:

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

let’s do this guys

Nikki and i are liveblogging Titanic and i have been sobbing since 10:22 when the iceberg hit

deanneedscasneedspie:

i don’t even know anymore. 

jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you

timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper

im watching titanic and this is a bad idea

alegbra:

IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO CHANGE YER FAET

WOODJER

king-of-sass:

gallifreyansquid:

i-watch-the-bees:

[x] & [x]

“I don’t cry. I’m dead inside.”

He’s been cast as Dean for too long

Jared though.

you go jared

do-you-have-a-flag:

stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

this is still my favourite post

snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins